-Noon-Thirty wake up
-Jumped in the whips and took over Denny’s
-THE best waitress to date: Marla and her free drinks she was handing out to zig. Their 2-4-6-8 menu is the business. IHop has been replaced in my mind.
-Clowning to the fullest
-The discussion of the awkwardness of my music selection led by Bro. FreakNTheeSheetZZ
-Marla “Turkeys don’t make no bacon and chickens don’t make no sausage.” #keepitreal
-Marla’s opinion on Denny’s omelet choices.
- “Hey Marla”….*sings* Hey Marla! What’s her name? Hey Marla! What’s her name?” while dirty winding.
-Tour of the Columbia Mall
-Sister Salty finding out that big circles and small triangles do not work out.
-Trops Trops Trops!!!!!! Silver Bullet & Sex On The Beach S/O to Bro. Dexter’s Lab.
-Step show prep with Bro. Kontradiction to calm the nerves
-S/O to Bro. Kontradiction for the CLUTCH complimentary entrance into the step show
-Met the rest of ZG before they killed their stroll entrance.
-Nice little step show performances by Epsilon Psi Deltas, the zetas, & the student council group.
-Got to catch up with my son Martin who was hella choosing at big 12 with his single self.
-Performances continued with the Sigmas, Alphas, & Omegas - all were entertaining.
-Congrats to the winners Alphas & student council group. (The Sigmas have got to work on their time-it disqualifies them every time!)
-Change clothes and shots, shots, shots/mixed drinks » slizzered
-Party, Party, Party, strolling with the Sorors. Kappa Alpha, Eta Gamma, Iota Omicron, Theta Mu, Zeta Pi, Epsilon Psi sweating it owt!
-Meeting more of ZA and cool Kenny from DC!
-Getting to see St. Louis bruh Devin.
-After party at Kappa Donald’s house and the immersion of the Kappa Kream drink. Delicious.
-Conversations, Kappa neos in corners, too many dudes shimmying in a dark room = uncomfortable, random chicks, annoying Nebraska kappa, Kappa from their Alpha chapter - Respect. Abrupt break off dance situation.
-ZA Jamal loving the shit out of our diss stroll lol
-SAFE SEX SAFE SEX SAFE SEX SAFE SEX!!! LOL
-Relationship conversations. Real deep stuff. Kenny pointing out that he’s Nigerian in connection to Idris Elba lol
-Bro. Dex’s Lab & Sister Sixth Sense relations & the discussion of ZAG + TM relations with Bro. Dex’s Lab.
-Retiring to the place of slumber around 6 with the sun coming up.
-The Rose Mystery
-9:30 wake up call and hitting the road around 10:30
-Back in Stilly around 5. Catching up with Martin, Faith, Jimere, & Laquain.
-6:45 departure, 11:15 arrival into Dallas through some torrential rain storms. Jesus had to take the wheel several times because the weather was trying to claim my life.
-Always spring for the more expensive windshield wipers
-Sister Salty is RUTHLESS
-We need to do this more often
-It was all worth it
-I’ll need a new car if I ever live in Missouri. That terrain is something serious.
-I LOVE these people and Bro. Condensation & Bro. Rip Van Winkle were definitely missed.
How fortunate am I to spend these moments of life with some of the greatest people in the world? No domination or numerical factor that can measure it truly. In 2009 we made Epic memories and in 2011 Colossal was achieved. Below is the highlight reel:
-The dried fruit gas struggle. Never again
-(Soror) Soledad O’Brien (and her family) is a BEAST. Great speaker who radiates intelligence and a personality that is captivating and encouraged me to do better.
-Capitulate - look it up.
-Dante’s Inferno & Martin Luther King’s “Normalcy, Never Again” speech
-Houlihans and swimming in our Long Islands
-Bro. Kontradiction & zig getting suck in a ditch
-The introduction of zig & Sister Confrontation
-Shots, Shots, Shots
-Sister Salty strikes again
-A Thuggy Overview & The Sister Jinkies & Sister Sixth Sense take down
-Shots, Shots, Shots
-Meeting ZA neos
-Club 1906 & Alpha punch at Bro. FreakNTheeSheetZZ
-The Hallelujah Thank Ya Jesus Fall brought to you by yours truly.
-Salvation from not Bro. Wet Pants
-More Alpha punch
-The missed fight with the tranny???
-My new friends Tiffany & Alisha
-Alisha’s shorts struggle & ass out issue
-Black Power & koofie hats
-The barely remembered rants on trifling
-Ensuing text msgs on said trifling
-The kiss of death by Bro. FreakNTheeSheetZZ and how he gets it in on his bed
-The strug with gravity
-The disappearance of Sister Confrontation, Bro. Kontradiction, & zig
-The grand planning of the AMAZING breakfast that never happened
-Rolling the sex dice
-“I’m a grown ass woman!”
-The couch. Do you feel nauseous? The appearance of the trashcan and sleep
-The return of Bro. Kontradiction & zig
That was a lot. I’ll do Saturday later.
Epic. We FINALLY had our ZAG/TM reunion. Part 1 at least. Over a year in the making. Some highlights
I met someone last night and they said “yea I know you from twitter.” Guess im twitter famous so shout out to my como fans? Lol.
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