“For you, I would peel open the clouds like new fruit.
And give you lightning and thunder as dowry
I would make the sky shed all of its stars like rain
I would clasp the constellations around your waist
And I would make the heavens your cape
And they would be pleased to cover you
They would be pleased to cover you
May I please,cover you,please. ”
(Source: jmcbillionsiii)
Unbelievable!! The ‘People of Walmart.’ This made me laugh so hard and the pictures are priceless! Bahahaha
LIFE!
This. Is not. A hard. Concept.
People tell you who they are all the time. You just have to listen!
LMFAO IM FUCKING DEAD.
AHHHH THE BEST THING EVER LMAOOOOO
Oh god this was like heaven
This literally brought tears to my eyes lmao!!
(Source: abivaness)
I’m a lesbian, so I must have a crush on every girl I see.
I have alot of guy friends, so I must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so I must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a snob.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself, so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so I must be fucking my straight best friend.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends.
I am gay, so I must be bullied.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life.
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT, so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
I am friends with stoners, so I must be one too.
I am human, so I must be labeled.
Forever reblog.
Lindsey Lohan:
Beyonce:
Duck-Face Girl:
Paris Hilton:
Nick Jonas:
Lady Gaga:
Paula Dean:
Kristen Stewart:
Brock:
(Source: fvxxk)
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