Pretty simple and a bit complicated / Random, crude, hilarious tales of my life / Things I love and things I despise / Laugh with me-Crying is for Lollipops / Human but out of this world / And the only constant is my favorite color: Dark Turquoise.Tumblr (3.0; @thejourneyofanovice)http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd9824cfa8083fc5d4104f4c8da1a1d3/tumblr_mmkxt3nktI1qc64dyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanstanley.tumblr.com/post/50094703856/a-final-embrace-the-most-haunting-photograph-from">vanstanley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A Final Embrace: The Most Haunting Photograph from Bangladesh<br/></strong></p> <blockquote> <p><span>“I spent the entire day the building collapsed on the scene, watching as injured garment workers were being rescued from the rubble. I remember the frightened eyes of relatives — I was exhausted both mentally and physically. Around 2 a.m., I found a couple embracing each other in the rubble. The lower parts of their bodies were buried under the concrete. The blood from the eyes of the man ran like a tear. When I saw the couple, I couldn’t believe it. I felt like I knew them — they felt very close to me. I looked at who they were in their last moments as they stood together and tried to save each other — to save their beloved lives.”<br/><br/></span><em>Taslima Akhter, photographer</em><span><br/><br/><a href="http://lightbox.time.com/2013/05/08/a-final-embrace-the-most-haunting-photograph-from-bangladesh/#ixzz2SuHborDF">Read more</a><br/></span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/50345190886http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/50345190886Mon, 13 May 2013 11:23:58 -0400<p><a href="http://nodayzoff.tumblr.com/post/48157037684/per-request-divine-nine-future-occupations" class="tumblr_blog">nodayzoff</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://wtfnphc.tumblr.com/post/39454058068" class="tumblr_blog">wtfnphc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Org - Career</strong></p> <p><strong>Alpha</strong> - Civil Rights Lawyer, lives forever alone</p> <p><strong>AKA</strong> - Anchor Woman, with female pattern baldness</p> <p><strong>Kappa</strong> - Star Athlete, caught in sex scandal with Elmo</p> <p><strong>Omega</strong> - Omega, BBQ Master</p> <p><strong>Delta</strong> - School Principal, with an ass so fat I need a lap dance</p> <p><strong>Sigma</strong> - Orthopedic Shoe Salesman, with 10 online masters degrees</p> <p><strong>Zeta</strong> - Proud mother of 5, aint none of them cute</p> <p><strong>Rho</strong> - Chef, with that ill side hustle</p> <p><strong>Iota</strong> - Sanitation Engineer, Momma’s Boy</p></blockquote> <p>I’m weak who thinks of this #nphc</p></blockquote> <p>Love Greek jokes.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48287964915http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48287964915Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:36:16 -0400nphcdivine 9dstdeltaalphaomegakappa<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83a252e4373c436745f5b111f42220ad/tumblr_mjktbhrJk51qcf25xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wickedcloth.es/post/48164543514/back-in-stock-wicked-clothes-presents-the-a" class="tumblr_blog">wickedclothes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>BACK IN STOCK!</strong></p> <p><strong><a href="http://www.wickedclothes.com">Wicked Clothes</a></strong><span> presents: the </span><strong><a href="http://www.wickedclothes.com/product/a-woman-s-place-sweater">’A Woman’s Place’ Sweater</a></strong><span>!</span></p> <p>A woman’s place is in the House and the Senate.</p> <p>Despite being half of the population, women only make up <strong>18.3%</strong> of the United States Congress. That’s a number that certainly needs to increase. Sport this sweater to show your support for current and aspiring women in politics.</p> <p>On top of being on sale for a limited time, use coupon code ‘<strong>TUMBLR</strong>’ for an <strong>EXTRA 20% off</strong> your <strong>ENTIRE</strong> order! Hurry and <strong><a href="http://www.wickedclothes.com">order now</a></strong>!</p></blockquote> <p>HECK YEA!</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48243475809http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48243475809Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:24:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76d751687b194d66dbb17f9f8e8c0087/tumblr_ml69kpwT151qc0cxpo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Wall Street accessory</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48230963464http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48230963464Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:48:24 -0400gunseconomywall streetgun controlmedia<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8eixe8DJ11qb1f7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Something about life goes here.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48219081988http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48219081988Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:12:37 -0400<p><a href="http://jusky.tumblr.com/post/48172538353/when-something-doesnt-go-my-way-i-dont-freak" class="tumblr_blog">jusky</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>When something doesn’t go my way, I don’t freak out about it. </p> <p>I dwell on it. </p> <p>I’m a dweller.</p> <p>It doesn’t make me feel bad exactly.</p> <p>I’m fine.</p> <p>I’m fine but when something frustrates me, I latch on to it and sort of tuck it away and love everything I love a little less than I did before.</p></blockquote>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48209363340http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/48209363340Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:36:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a9b7fb6a690d93c55d8181c6dae9463/tumblr_ml49klCUL61qgb7gho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/47741758798http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/47741758798Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:33:31 -0400marketingadvertisingdesigncorporate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57b3fd91c7aff4576f68793bdea7b421/tumblr_mkr1zfWhmS1qzprlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/47170945781http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/47170945781Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:52:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ebe03936c3d77394aaa2b4831515048/tumblr_mkoobq0g9c1qgb7gho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Love this.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/47023499825http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/47023499825Wed, 03 Apr 2013 10:31:02 -0400tattoosfeminismlegsskirtsdressesclothessexism<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd956bc587edc83e444f0728b5b8db58/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f65f800be27db109747327424ed43957/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f51436f9411202d290ed930d02462c1/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1699e3fd035388dc781073fa83dc88b2/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa8d21fa39c981a11f32572be59290cc/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ceb80d8ba7fdd592b58728e8ec94f4ad/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62f949f314fa68bdcd9d5dc008db1e16/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdc4ba9b0bed2dc26737a8afa7b5f53a/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1fc6b24b9a066742a9704b892f2ddce5/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a79399cc95a50a99624cbece0e40121/tumblr_mk9zusAK7j1qzpegpo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephobia.com/post/46342742559/artist-jay-shells-channeled-his-love-of-hip-hop">brain-food</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Artist <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRapQuotes">Jay Shells</a> channeled his love of hip hop music and his uncanny sign-making skills towards a brand new project: “Rap Quotes.” For this ongoing project, Shells created official-looking street signs quoting famous rap lyrics that shout out specific street corners and locations.</span></p> </blockquote>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/46395790409http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/46395790409Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:43:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbl884uRb51qkeoddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/45652140877http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/45652140877Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:31:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b6edbd7235a5eee65d39232608e686e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/601fe926e671d0371b32188e7528194e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/894e0aaa106a83211432a59c108aa721/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ad0ab0410b41995fdfdde425316a124/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9402e9d5f6705b290c566aa58c23b0f1/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/994bb692f36215477a8a71813fcd832e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/288ba1bda27bc96bfbc4a42d3d0efa89/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skalja.tumblr.com/post/45033601495/thecuteoftheday-heidi-the-rabbit-heidi-has">skalja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecuteoftheday.tumblr.com/post/44951364204/heidi-the-rabbit-heidi-has-arthritis-in-her">thecuteoftheday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Heidi the rabbit!</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!</span></p> <p>Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!</p> </blockquote> <p>via http://imgur.com/gallery/C7wOb</p> </blockquote> <p>The … the <em>ear scrunchie.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Water bunny.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/45091208927http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/45091208927Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:00:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8a54b915ac1f2b0ef9e0b40c3d633e2/tumblr_mir6m0NOuQ1qiavcao1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dailydot.tumblr.com/post/43946609537/jack-nicholson-just-realized-where-he-was">dailydot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jack Nicholson just realized where he was</p> </blockquote>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/43963632765http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/43963632765Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:14:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92a9cf32c42d6e599a313e278ad19130/tumblr_mfyr8pCzrQ1qasnrqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blackfashion.tumblr.com/post/39428646838/loveandboho-african-fashion-illustrator" class="tumblr_blog">blackfashion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://loveandboho.tumblr.com/">loveandboho</a> african fashion illustrator </p></blockquote> <p>Oooo-ahhhh.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/39430403606http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/39430403606Tue, 01 Jan 2013 20:33:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pwdx93sV1r1fhpso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sciencepopularis.tumblr.com/post/22662427770/a-magnetic-field-visualized">sciencepopularis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A magnetic field visualized</p> </blockquote>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/39055332141http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/39055332141Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:47:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e22521e9cdb23f8e59aec4c750cf1f54/tumblr_mfp4nr0KnV1qaglydo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://printmag.tumblr.com/post/38953271008/image-of-the-day-slate-using-the-info-found">printmag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Image of the Day: <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2012/12/gun_death_tally_every_american_gun_death_since_newtown_sandy_hook_shooting.html"><em>Slate</em></a><span>, using the info found on<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span><a href="https://twitter.com/GunDeaths">Twitter feed @GunDeaths</a><span>, created a sobering interactive graphic displaying each person killed by gun violence every day since the Newtown, CT massacre.<span class="Apple-converted-space"></span></span><span><span class="Apple-converted-space"><br/></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/39054824213http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/39054824213Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:40:51 -0500Newtowngunsgun controlgun related deaths<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ziRMehYY7TE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/post/38469727194/this-is-truly-amazing-please-share-with-all-of" class="tumblr_blog">textsfrombennett</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is truly amazing. Please share with all of your friends!</p></blockquote> <p>Yup. I suck at guitar too but this is cool.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/38472315982http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/38472315982Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:01:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gpf4LQXN1rwadubo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gpf4LQXN1rwadubo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gpf4LQXN1rwadubo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/38448200250http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/38448200250Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:20:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/q3wFVkVi1_o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indiernb.tumblr.com/post/37355252409/jmsn-fallin-official-music-video">indiernb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>JMSN -“Fallin’” (Official Music Video)</p> </blockquote> <p>Love.</p>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/37594779222http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/37594779222Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:45:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md18bq1xUU1qzu8kvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/36890307256http://thejourneyofanovice.tumblr.com/post/36890307256Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:36:30 -0500