The Journey Of A Novice

Saturday

-Noon-Thirty wake up

-Jumped in the whips and took over Denny’s

-THE best waitress to date: Marla and her free drinks she was handing out to zig. Their 2-4-6-8 menu is the business. IHop has been replaced in my mind.

-Clowning to the fullest

-The discussion of the awkwardness of my music selection led by Bro. FreakNTheeSheetZZ

-Marla “Turkeys don’t make no bacon and chickens don’t make no sausage.” #keepitreal

-Marla’s opinion on Denny’s omelet choices.

- “Hey Marla”….*sings* Hey Marla! What’s her name? Hey Marla! What’s her name?” while dirty winding.

-Tour of the Columbia Mall

-Sister Salty finding out that big circles and small triangles do not work out.

-Nap time!

-Trops Trops Trops!!!!!! Silver Bullet & Sex On The Beach S/O to Bro. Dexter’s Lab.

-Step show prep with Bro. Kontradiction to calm the nerves

-S/O to Bro. Kontradiction for the CLUTCH complimentary entrance into the step show

-Met the rest of ZG before they killed their stroll entrance.

-Nice little step show performances by Epsilon Psi Deltas, the zetas, & the student council group.

-Got to catch up with my son Martin who was hella choosing at big 12 with his single self.

-Performances continued with the Sigmas, Alphas, & Omegas - all were entertaining.

-Congrats to the winners Alphas & student council group. (The Sigmas have got to work on their time-it disqualifies them every time!)

-Change clothes and shots, shots, shots/mixed drinks » slizzered

-Party, Party, Party, strolling with the Sorors. Kappa Alpha, Eta Gamma, Iota Omicron, Theta Mu, Zeta Pi, Epsilon Psi sweating it owt!

-Meeting more of ZA and cool Kenny from DC!

-Getting to see St. Louis bruh Devin.

-After party at Kappa Donald’s house and the immersion of the Kappa Kream drink. Delicious.

-Conversations, Kappa neos in corners, too many dudes shimmying in a dark room = uncomfortable, random chicks, annoying Nebraska kappa, Kappa from their Alpha chapter - Respect. Abrupt break off dance situation.

-ZA Jamal loving the shit out of our diss stroll lol

-SAFE SEX SAFE SEX SAFE SEX SAFE SEX!!! LOL

-Relationship conversations. Real deep stuff. Kenny pointing out that he’s Nigerian in connection to Idris Elba lol

-Bro. Dex’s Lab & Sister Sixth Sense relations & the discussion of ZAG + TM relations with Bro. Dex’s Lab.

-Retiring to the place of slumber around 6 with the sun coming up.

-The Rose Mystery

-9:30 wake up call and hitting the road around 10:30

-Back in Stilly around 5. Catching up with Martin, Faith, Jimere, & Laquain.

-6:45 departure, 11:15 arrival into Dallas through some torrential rain storms. Jesus had to take the wheel several times because the weather was trying to claim my life.

Weekend Lessons
-Always spring for the more expensive windshield wipers

-Sister Salty is RUTHLESS

-We need to do this more often

-It was all worth it

-I’ll need a new car if I ever live in Missouri. That terrain is something serious.

-I LOVE these people and Bro. Condensation & Bro. Rip Van Winkle were definitely missed.